lush employee: hello, how can I–
me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
(via lavenymph)
me: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!
I forgot what this post was about but mood
(Source: blacklesbianathena, via silva-slash)
Retail worker: HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IM CHOKING
Customer: I’m just looking thanks
My heart does a little “!” when I see you
ENEMY SPOTTED.
(via loverlylight)